Yesterday in class I got some new Wednesday students and as usual I asked about their names.
Me to student A: "OK *** *** do you have an English name?"
Student B: "His name is Hitler"
Me (in disbelief): "What?!
Student C: "His name is heil Hitler"
I think my jaw hit the floor but I nipped this one in the bud and they won't be saying that again on Wednesdays.